Wild Hogs
By Geoff Metcalfe(The Wild and Free Pigs of the Okefenokee
Swamp)
Some years ago, about 1900, an old trapper from North Dakota
hitched up some horses to his Studebaker wagon, packed a few
possessions -- especially his traps -- and drove south. Several
weeks later he stopped in a small town just north of the
Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. It was a Saturday morning -- a lazy
day -- when he walked into the general store. Sitting around the
pot-bellied stove were seven or eight of the town's local
citizens.
The traveler spoke. "Gentlemen, could you direct me to the
Okefenokee Swamp?" Some of the oldtimers looked at him like he
was crazy. "You must be a stranger in these parts," they said.
"I am. I'm from North Dakota," said the stranger. "In the
Okefenokee Swamp are thousands of wild hogs." one old man
explained. "A man who goes into the swamp by himself asks to
die!" He lifted up his leg. "I lost half my leg here, to the
pigs of the swamp." Another old fellow said, "Look at the cuts
on me; look at my arm bit off! Those pigs have been free since
the Revolution, eating snakes and rooting out roots and fending
for themselves for over a hundred years. They're wild and
they're dangerous. You can't trap them. No man dare go into the
swamp by himself." Every man nodded his head in agreement.
The old trapper said, "Thank you so much for the warning. Now
could you direct me to the swamp?" They said, "Well, yeah, it's
due south -- straight down the road." But they begged the
stranger not to go, because they knew he'd meet a terrible fate.
He said, "Sell me ten sacks of corn, and help me load it in the
wagon." And they did. Then the old trapper bid them farewell and
drove on down the road. The townsfolk thought they'd never see
him again. Two weeks later the man came back. He pulled up to
the general store, got down off the wagon, walked in and bought
ten more sacks of corn. After loading it up he went back down
the road toward the swamp.
Two weeks later he returned and again bought ten sacks of corn.
This went on for a month. And then two months, and three. Every
week or two the old trapper would come into town on a Saturday
morning, load up ten sacks of corn, and drive off south into the
swamp. The stranger soon became a legend in the little village
and the subject of much speculation. People wondered what kind
of devil had possessed this man, that he could go into the
Okefenokee by himself and not be consumed by the wild and free
hogs.
One morning the man came into town as usual. Everyone thought he
wanted more corn. He got off the wagon and went into the store
where the usual group of men were gathered around the stove. He
took off his gloves. "Gentlemen," he said, "I need to hire about
ten or fifteen wagons. I need twenty or thirty men. I have six
thousand hogs out in the swamp, penned up, and they're all
hungry. I've got to get them to market right away." "You've WHAT
in the swamp?" asked the storekeeper, incredulously. "I have six
thousand hogs penned up. They haven't eaten for two or three
days, and they'll starve if I don't get back there to feed and
take care of them."
One of the oldtimers said, "You mean you've captured the wild
hogs of the Okefenokee?" "That's right." "How did you do that?
What did you do?" the men urged, breathlessly. One of them
exclaimed, "But I lost my arm!" "I lost my brother!" cried
another. "I lost my leg to those wild boars!" chimed a third.
The trapper said, "Well, the first week I went in there they
were wild all right. They hid in the undergrowth and wouldn't
come out. I dared not get off the wagon. So I spread corn along
behind the wagon. Every day I'd spread a sack of corn. The old
pigs would have nothing to do with it."
"But the younger pigs decided that it was easier to eat free
corn than it was to root out roots and catch snakes. So the very
young began to eat the corn first. I did this every day. Pretty
soon, even the old pigs decided that it was easier to eat free
corn. After all, they were all free; they were not penned up.
They could run off in any direction they wanted at any time."
"The next thing was to get them used to eating in the same place
all the time. So I selected a clearing, and I started putting
the corn in the clearing. At first they wouldn't come to the
clearing. It was too far. It was too open. It was a nuisance to
them." "But the very young decided that it was easier to take
the corn in the clearing than it was to root out roots and catch
their own snakes. And not long thereafter, the older pigs also
decided that it was easier to come to the clearing every day."
"And so the pigs learned to come to the clearing every day to
get their free corn. They could still subsidize their diet with
roots and snakes and whatever else they wanted. After all, they
were all free. They could run in any direction at any time.
There were no bounds upon them." "The next step was to get them
used to fence posts. So I put fence posts all the way around the
clearing. I put them in the underbrush so that they wouldn't get
suspicious or upset. After all, they were just sticks sticking
up out of the ground, like the trees and the brush. The corn was
there every day. It was easy to walk in between the posts, get
the corn, and walk back out."
"This went on for a week or two. Shortly they became very used
to walking into the clearing, getting the free corn, and walking
back out through the fence posts." "The next step was to put one
rail down at the bottom. I also left a few openings, so that the
older, fatter pigs could walk through the openings and the
younger pigs could easily jump over just one rail. After all, it
was no real threat to their freedom or independence. They could
always jump over the rail and flee in any direction at any
time."
"Now I decided that I wouldn't feed them every day. I began to
feed them every other day. On the days I didn't feed them the
pigs still gathered in the clearing. They squealed, and they
grunted, and they begged and pleaded with me to feed them. But I
only fed them every other day. And I put a second rail around
the posts." "Now the pigs became more and more desperate for
food. Because now they were no longer used to going out and
digging their own roots and finding their own food. They now
needed me. They needed my corn every other day. So I trained
them that I would feed them every day if they came in through a
gate. And I put up a third rail around the fence. But it was
still no great threat to their freedom, because there were
several gates and they could run in and out at will."
"Finally I put up the fourth rail. Then I closed all the gates
but one, and I fed them very, very well. Yesterday I closed the
last gate. And today I need you to help me take these pigs to
market." -- end of story -- The price of free corn The allegory
of the pigs has a serious moral lesson. This story is about
federal money being used to bait, trap and enslave a once free
and independent people. Federal welfare, in its myriad forms,
has reduced not only individuals to a state of dependency. State
and local governments are also on the fast track to elimination,
due to their functions being subverted by the command and
control structures of federal "revenue sharing" programs.
Please copy this flyer and send it to all your state and local
elected leaders and other concerned citizens. Tell them: "Just
say NO to federal corn." The bacon you save may be your own.
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